Review, no switch. node-laptop for talos/titan is excluded from
FleetTargetDown. llama-straylight scrape uses params.model for
ornith-1.5-35b-a3b (router 400 without it; will load if cold).
Honcho workspace_name keep, node_exporter restart metrics,
drop min_over_time on rule 1, Watchdog heartbeat, pin tether
to b267e2f so labelled series exist and rule 2 can fire.
VictoriaMetrics on 127.0.0.1:8428. LoadCredential for the Mattermost
webhook and the sift scrape token. Honcho scrapes keep a closed metric
name set. Meta-alerts for target-down, VM size, orion disk. Dixie gets
node_exporter, nvidia_gpu_exporter, and llama-server --metrics.
Tether labelled series still wait on titan's fix. Rule 2 is written
against reason=client_disconnect so it stays silent until then.